Books inside my front door

I am leaving the books inside my front door. Try not to let my doggy out. If she does get out call out hot dog and she'll come back better than if you call her by her name Lindy Sue. If that doesn't work you can come and get a hot dog piece out of my deli drawer in my refrig and intice her back in. On second thought I'll leave the books in a plastic bag on my front porch. Then you won't have to see the intersting things growing in my frige.